2005-07-22 - 1:34 p.m.

So London is now at the mercy of the lunatic fringe. The tubes and busses now carry the unquestioning footsoldiers, their dead eyes flicking from side to side furtively, slaves to the irresistible propaganda machine. Carrying their wretched cargo, they wander among us, episode after episode of the same miserable atrocities. Will the cruelty never end? Apparently not � there�s at least one more Harry Potter book planned as far as I know.

On the upside, the terrorists around here are RUBBISH these days. News reporter yesterday, padding desperately: �The explosion on the tube was apparently strong enough to blow open a rucksack.� Whoah! Stand back there, ladies and gentlemen.