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2009-01-29 - moving
2008-04-08 - state of the union
2008-03-06 - -
2008-01-19 - Happ New ZOOB
2007-06-08 - Arrivin' in NOLA
2007-05-08 - travelconveyorbeltagain
2007-04-11 - Grey days
2007-03-30 - Slaving away
2007-03-22 - Mumbai that for a dollar
2007-03-22 - Mumbai that for a dollar
2007-03-22 - Mumbai that for a dollar
2007-03-04 - likelikelikelike
2007-02-09 - properatics
2007-02-07 - slave to the rhythm
2007-01-24 - out. of. here
2007-01-07 - Well done, sweetheart
2006-11-30 - RIP FreemanHrdyWillis
2006-11-01 - like, clockwork...
2006-10-25 - it ain't over til the flat laddie sings
2006-10-21 - I fought the Law
2006-10-19 - blinding
2006-10-19 - blinding
2006-10-13 - luvviedom
2006-10-11 - Opening night
2006-10-01 - ghetto-pera
2006-09-28 - a good heart is hard to find
2006-09-18 - remedial old lady touching
2006-08-27 - dope opera
2006-08-01 - back for a bit
2006-06-09 - Moving soon
2006-05-26 - funky peeper-juice
2006-05-24 - Onion breath
2006-05-22 - Cross wits
2006-05-18 - sketchy 4
2006-05-11 - sketchy 3
2006-05-09 - sketchy 2
2006-05-06 - sketchy
2006-04-24 - trunk and disorderly
2006-04-19 - men in gitis
2006-04-16 - Where I was a Year Ago
2006-04-11 - little rest
2006-03-14 - babies, babies everywhere
2006-03-08 - pics of bonn
2006-03-06 - Presedential? Sweet.
2006-03-04 - leather trousers
2006-03-02 - shlebs
2006-02-25 - she sells seychelles
2006-02-22 - Much amis about nothing
2006-02-22 - It's what she would have wanted
2006-02-20 - seychelles sea shells
2006-02-17 - her showing up? priceless.
2006-02-14 - green (eyed) monsters
2006-02-09 - work hard is hard work
2006-02-05 - shandy fun
2006-02-02 - soy sauce
2006-01-31 - the perfect penis
2006-01-27 - mystery
2006-01-24 - power out
2006-01-23 - oh, whaley?
2006-01-18 - Barrymore! NO!
2006-01-16 - bareback mounting
2006-01-11 - portraititurismology
2006-01-09 - a cup of tea to drink
2006-01-04 - talkin' 'bout a resolution
2005-12-31 - A look back at ZooS
2005-12-23 - pingu bingo
2005-12-21 - college girls gone wild
2005-12-19 - pissing on the southern hemisphere
2005-12-16 - wife imitates art
2005-12-14 - travel trade rough trade
2005-12-12 - journey to the ends of my bedroom
2005-12-08 - snot-weilding milkman
2005-12-05 - best comeback since lazarus
2005-12-02 - george best international
2005-11-29 - Back from Barca
2005-11-24 - hasta paella
2005-11-22 - Growing up to be Franz Ferdinand
2005-11-18 - photo phun
2005-11-17 - hello princess
2005-11-15 - wtm / nooblog
2005-11-11 - qur'an qur'an
2005-11-09 - eye steroids
2005-11-07 - ice bar ice bar ice bar
2005-11-03 - bus mirror
2005-11-01 - fpwc
2005-10-28 - apples and glares
2005-10-25 - Journ Alco N
2005-10-21 - San Diego - New jacket required
2005-10-18 - you can't con a cognac
2005-10-14 - those who can't not don't teach
2005-10-12 - dry eyes - the rematch
2005-10-11 - queue and eh
2005-10-10 - attic attack
2005-10-06 - embiggened
2005-10-06 - hand outs
2005-10-04 - great things are afoot
2005-09-30 - The aristocats...no, wait....
2005-09-28 - Pimp my bride
2005-09-27 - well travelled man
2005-09-24 - The bald man and the sea
2005-09-20 - The Male of the species
2005-09-16 - travel writing - the point
2005-09-13 - what's your TV approved name?
2005-09-11 - (b)or(e)lando
2005-09-08 - The merchant of venice, fl.
2005-09-04 - they're tryin' to wash us away
2005-09-02 - florid. ah.
2005-08-31 - festival highlights!
2005-08-30 - back from scotchland
2005-08-26 - -
2005-08-22 - rain, man.
2005-08-19 - dyke tyke strike out
2005-08-17 - jimmy riddle
2005-08-14 - slide away
2005-08-11 - whodapest?
2005-08-08 - spacey, isn't it?
2005-08-04 - miami appeal
2005-07-31 - diaries are bunk
2005-07-28 - thanks for all the fish
2005-07-26 - unhappy birthday
2005-07-22 - danger on the tube
2005-07-20 - cinematic warnings
2005-07-18 - never trust estate agents
2005-07-15 - what a picture, what a photograph
2005-07-12 - the way to malmo
2005-07-08 - the morning after in bomby london
2005-07-07 - panic on the streets of london
2005-07-05 - shored and swede
2005-06-30 - missing chimp
2005-06-28 - talkin' about evolution
2005-06-27 - broken baggage
2005-06-22 - boo, as in radley
2005-06-20 - brass balls
2005-06-18 - i came, i arkansas, i conquered
2005-06-10 - juicings
2005-06-08 - worky godness
2005-06-06 - Theme park droppings
2005-06-03 - brit awards
2005-05-31 - eye eye
2005-05-29 - dark times
2005-05-27 - cheesy wotsits (montreal)
2005-05-25 - -
2005-05-24 - the real royston vasey
2005-05-17 - man vs beast
2005-05-15 - close, but no cigar
2005-05-12 - T'ai Che
2005-05-09 - che'm old che'm old
2005-05-04 - blind ambition
2005-05-01 - ver-sigh
2005-04-27 - that's the gamble
2005-04-25 - to remind her of her dead chicken
2005-04-21 - this is an appeal
2005-04-21 - close, but no cuban cigar
2005-04-20 - pope-a-dope
2005-04-17 - speech! speech!
2005-04-14 - eleczzzzzzion
2005-04-11 - bolwin', bowlin', bowlin'
2005-04-08 - best fascist dictator...
2005-04-07 - glass-eyed and clueless
2005-04-03 - Pope on a rope
2005-03-30 - kevin's pacey
2005-03-28 - baby food the leveller
2005-03-24 - i can feel it coming
2005-03-21 - some time in the sun-she-eye-n
2005-03-18 - liver and onions
2005-03-14 - candi girl
2005-03-09 - diarylandland
2005-03-07 - oh,, it doesn't even deserve a title
2005-03-02 - Anglo Fuxons
2005-02-28 - oscar bravo
2005-02-24 - Xtremes
2005-02-23 - pur-lunched
2005-02-21 - Pre-crying purgatory
2005-02-18 - gurgling cistren of destiny
2005-02-16 - not a dry eye in the head
2005-02-14 - flowered up
2005-02-11 - sign of the times
2005-02-09 - cocked tale
2005-02-07 - another day, another absence of any dollars
2005-02-04 - going blank again
2005-02-02 - weight loss today
2005-01-31 - gastric fantastic
2005-01-28 - tax should have to be taxing
2005-01-27 - when i'm calling you
2005-01-25 - angelic upstarts
2005-01-21 - frocky too
2005-01-19 - operation ali baba
2005-01-17 - Olí Dry Eyes is back
2005-01-14 - faking it
2005-01-12 - Licking my biscuits
2005-01-10 - do you remember the first time?
2005-01-07 - taxing times
2005-01-05 - stick and jeb
2005-01-04 - noo year noo danger
2004-12-31 - Happy new ZOOS
2004-12-29 - help! (not just anybody)
2004-12-28 - wave of mutilation
2004-12-24 - snide yuletide
2004-12-21 - an open letter to travel sections
2004-12-20 - a twist in my sobriety
2004-12-16 - get stuffed
2004-12-15 - gotta pick a pocket or two
2004-12-13 - unemployment-o-rama
2004-12-10 - knowing when to fold 'em
2004-12-08 - feral manners
2004-12-06 - Mr Sensitive No Pee-Pee Nerve-Merchant
2004-12-02 - today's etiquette
2004-11-29 - orphaned phones
2004-11-26 - the corporation
2004-11-24 - Eye-kee-yah
2004-11-22 - cat fight
2004-11-19 - spitting feathers
2004-11-16 - movin' on, er, up
2004-11-11 - turkish delight
2004-11-10 - ciabattery
2004-11-08 - bus boy
2004-11-05 - checkpoint charlie
2004-11-03 - can't see de feet
2004-11-02 - movin' on up
2004-10-29 - voting in space
2004-10-28 - live and letting die
2004-10-26 - peeled off
2004-10-22 - soft pron
2004-10-20 - noo site
2004-10-18 - dressing down
2004-10-14 - no flies on me
2004-10-13 - good moaning
2004-10-11 - turd on a wire
2004-10-08 - martha and arthur
2004-10-06 - good vibrations
2004-10-03 - getting all superior
2004-10-01 - NY LON UNDIES
2004-09-30 - without whom
2004-09-27 - room service and gun turrets
2004-09-21 - in and out
2004-09-18 - glass-eyed and legless
2004-09-16 - james spader speedboat
2004-09-14 - floor envy
2004-09-13 - thank you o'clock!
2004-09-08 - lag we call jet
2004-09-08 - lag we call jet
2004-09-07 - leaving for sydney
2004-09-02 - republican con-vention
2004-08-31 - shame faced and legless
2004-08-30 - i love to travel
2004-08-27 - hand battered fish
2004-08-25 - manure bumshit
2004-08-23 - shots and shooting stars
2004-08-19 - very maguire
2004-08-17 - you are a WEINNER
2004-08-15 - don't worry be happy
2004-08-13 - cultcha vultcha
2004-08-10 - old soaks in edinburgh
2004-08-06 - private parts to the gods
2004-08-04 - The real madrid
2004-08-03 - money obsessed foot of doom
2004-08-02 - all hail the screwnicorn
2004-07-29 - another great day at work
2004-07-27 - they say it's my birthday
2004-07-23 - nominations, please
2004-07-22 - I can't believe I was that fat
2004-07-19 - stephen hawking and foxy boxing
2004-07-15 - IT based doogie howser
2004-07-13 - dinner in the iPod
2004-07-12 - put on your own oxygen mask first
2004-07-09 - mahout's the daddy?
2004-07-04 - thai'd the knot
2004-07-01 - maiden voyages
2004-06-29 - sovereign rings!
2004-06-25 - cocks
2004-06-23 - chairman of the bored
2004-06-18 - buskers i know
2004-06-16 - it's like, a pain, your wedding day
2004-06-14 - she's a waterfall
2004-06-09 - shimmying torso of a sashaying dark-skinned dolly bird
2004-06-07 - away with the pixies
2004-06-04 - staring at the sun
2004-06-03 - this wheel's on fire
2004-06-02 - kissing a frog
2004-05-29 - vale valencia
2004-05-24 - spin me right round
2004-05-22 - kuala umpa-lumpur
2004-05-20 - malaise, yeah
2004-05-15 - smuggling from i-podia
2004-05-12 - The party version of Jessica Lynch
2004-05-06 - fishy paste
2004-05-05 - escalating problems
2004-05-03 - the pianoist
2004-04-30 - dream dream dream
2004-04-27 - bursting corporate water melon
2004-04-25 - s' aint tropez
2004-04-22 - brand THIS
2004-04-21 - reunionated with the uk
2004-04-17 - in a state of reunion
2004-04-17 - french reunionited
2004-04-11 - mental pinball wizard
2004-04-08 - viral marketing
2004-04-07 - tube scam non-help
2004-04-04 - nut covered saucy ladies
2004-04-01 - backroom pow-wow
2004-03-30 - the passion of the tarantino
2004-03-29 - sitting on your arm
2004-03-26 - TLF Q&A
2004-03-23 - Wail watching
2004-03-20 - that's grenada
2004-03-17 - children and war
2004-03-12 - shouty seagulls and self atheism
2004-03-11 - anti dentite
2004-03-10 - acting up
2004-03-08 - living in a box
2004-03-04 - hotel kiosk
2004-03-02 - damn fine pie
2004-02-27 - true love fakes
2004-02-26 - rip bill
2004-02-24 - true love fakes
2004-02-23 - liquid shame
2004-02-20 - strangers with candy
2004-02-18 - russians
2004-02-16 - havin' a bafta
2004-02-13 - liquid widowmaker
2004-02-11 - initials BB
2004-02-08 - french connection
2004-02-05 - dressing down
2004-02-03 - wakey wakey
2004-01-30 - robobailiff
2004-01-27 - the horse whisperer
2004-01-25 - what a Caper
2004-01-22 - motorcycle emtiness
2004-01-19 - a lady's box
2004-01-17 - art deco weekend
2004-01-15 - life's a south beach
2004-01-12 - goin' to miami
2004-01-07 - reporters RIP
2003-12-31 - end of year report
2003-12-29 - Nicechristmas (tm)
2003-12-23 - cockfarming christmas
2003-12-17 - wild thing
2003-12-16 - the big readzzzzz
2003-12-12 - time off for lazy behaviour
2003-12-10 - thirteen reviewed
2003-12-09 - senses of humour
2003-12-07 - cape'd crusader
2003-12-04 - recorded delivery
2003-12-02 - rain dear games
2003-11-28 - giving thanks
2003-11-25 - wanting a piece of me
2003-11-24 - comedy pouch
2003-11-21 - hated words
2003-11-19 - see thru pee-o
2003-11-17 - hard knock life
2003-11-14 - almost not famous
2003-11-13 - nqgletbam
2003-11-09 - professional behaviour
2003-11-06 - richie ciccone
2003-11-04 - something amis
2003-10-31 - fan-riffic
2003-10-29 - cutesy-wutesy-barfy
2003-10-23 - speak and blah
2003-10-21 - elephant cock
2003-10-16 - back from NOLA
2003-10-08 - rent boy blues
2003-10-06 - could it be magic?
2003-10-02 - gland that time forgot
2003-10-02 - not my ass
2003-09-29 - paris nexus
2003-09-25 - commute point
2003-09-20 - elepolo
2003-09-16 - ny - london - bkok
2003-09-14 - leaving nyc
2003-09-09 - it's up to you, new york
2003-09-04 - great dane
2003-08-26 - going places
2003-08-22 - cheese of human kindness
2003-08-19 - mobile. bus.
2003-08-15 - leave a light on for me
2003-08-14 - googlism poetry - a new invention
2003-08-12 - new art form fear
2003-08-07 - -
2003-08-05 - a gentleman writes (1)
2003-08-01 - -
2003-07-25 - weekends in...
2003-07-23 - shady business
2003-07-22 - ame-please
2003-07-16 - life saving anus
2003-07-15 - phewwotascorcher
2003-07-09 - speech impdiment
2003-07-07 - more me
2003-07-02 - sarcasmic
2003-07-01 - bus seats
2003-06-30 - paperslack writer
2003-06-26 - harry potter nightbus incident
2003-06-25 - route varied
2003-06-23 - harri potta!!!!
2003-06-22 - balcony death
2003-06-19 - thai'd up
2003-06-15 - krabbi paste
2003-06-10 - belge....ummmm
2003-06-05 - brussels pout
2003-06-04 - way to work
2003-06-03 - thai'd up
2003-06-03 - milky milky
2003-05-30 - gg gr
2003-05-28 - yes, i do feel better
2003-05-27 - what's that word?...........inarticulate
2003-05-26 - mp3 question
2003-05-23 - down and up at the same time
2003-05-22 - celeb car crash
2003-05-20 - autism and being thinly read
2003-05-16 - inarticulate, feeble-minded, plastic monkey
2003-05-16 - mesh eating toddler
2003-05-14 - advertise THIS
2003-05-10 - voyage to heart intelligence
2003-05-07 - biker pablo
2003-05-01 - low self esteem, and not even in an interesting way
2003-04-30 - tee off
2003-04-25 - animal crackers
2003-04-23 - still ill
2003-04-23 - still ill
2003-04-20 - happy easterzzzzz...
2003-04-17 - flogging a dead horse
2003-04-14 - amsterdamage
2003-04-11 - war'd out
2003-04-09 - File THIS, mofo's!
2003-04-09 - guideon spike
2003-04-08 - fighting talk
2003-04-08 - -
2003-04-04 - saving the lady soldier
2003-04-03 - embedded report
2003-04-01 - i am the message centre
2003-03-31 - weather, or not
2003-03-29 - boom boom
2003-03-27 - warzzzzzzzzone
2003-03-25 - on your bike
2003-03-24 - uh
2003-03-20 - bush blah
2003-03-18 - moutain? BIKE?!?!
2003-03-17 - smokin' cuban
2003-03-15 - mongering
2003-03-14 - free speech
2003-03-13 - a quick line on self importance
2003-03-10 - lock and roll
2003-03-10 - noo home
2003-03-06 - nowhere fast
2003-03-04 - what women want
2003-02-25 - oh mickey
2003-02-24 - ambient countryside
2003-02-21 - spooky room
2003-02-19 - weird ads
2003-02-17 - tooled up
2003-02-14 - repeat performance
2003-02-12 - old survey
2003-02-11 - old thoughts
2003-02-07 - baby surprise
2003-02-05 - wacko jacko
2003-02-04 - the vengeful optician
2003-02-03 - the new old
2003-01-30 - daytimetv
2003-01-29 - fashion trade
2003-01-28 - mential as anything
2003-01-28 - foreward
2003-01-22 - drugs house of terror hell
2003-01-21 - making out for columbine
2003-01-20 - fantasy camp
2003-01-18 - fatty winslet
2003-01-17 - apols, jk
2003-01-16 - celeb peedos
2003-01-14 - power of the orange
2003-01-13 - policin' ricin
2003-01-12 - eyebrators
2003-01-09 - gypsy's kiss
2003-01-08 - bentine
2003-01-07 - war is, er, almost here
2003-01-06 - criminal activity
2003-01-03 - old town, new town
2003-01-01 - state of the inebriation
2002-12-31 - 2003 almost
2002-12-30 - gifts, insults
2002-12-28 - yooltide
2002-12-23 - de-liver-ance
2002-12-20 - xmas bashed
2002-12-18 - near cardigan experience
2002-12-17 - killer pigeons
2002-12-16 - gas panic
2002-12-16 - always time for a drink
2002-12-14 - stereoslab
2002-12-13 - quick questions 3
2002-12-12 - buy now to avoid disappoinment
2002-12-11 - skool daze
2002-12-10 - more questions answered
2002-12-09 - answers part one
2002-12-08 - queueanday
2002-12-07 - Dezzzzzzzember
2002-12-05 - arresting development
2002-12-04 - wet wet wet
2002-12-03 - the war effort
2002-12-01 - dickweed
2002-11-28 - eau canada
2002-11-27 - l'embassie canadienne
2002-11-26 - weak james bond pun
2002-11-25 - baby alert
2002-11-24 - rough trade
2002-11-21 - watch your spending
2002-11-20 - dog my cats
2002-11-19 - piano man
2002-11-18 - public service announcement
2002-11-17 - went out again last night corner
2002-11-15 - another day, another hangover
2002-11-14 - supermodel superficial
2002-11-13 - champagne, anyone?
2002-11-12 - double dutch
2002-11-11 - that voodoo that yoodoo
2002-11-10 - dead fish news
2002-11-08 - off the wagon
2002-11-07 - neck patch
2002-11-06 - i ain't got no body
2002-11-05 - happy thoughts
2002-11-04 - weird beard
2002-11-02 - scarface
2002-11-01 - post-med
2002-10-29 - Going Under
2002-10-28 - covert operation
2002-10-24 - once seen
2002-10-23 - big bang theory
2002-10-22 - veggietales
2002-10-20 - x-ray vision
2002-10-18 - neither am i
2002-10-17 - ferret face
2002-10-15 - presentable washbags are everything
2002-10-14 - lactic vanguards
2002-10-11 - sweet home chicago
2002-10-09 - strung out at armstrong
2002-10-08 - here is london, giddy london
2002-09-30 - on and off the nola wagon
2002-09-27 - nola 2 - and this time it's personal
2002-09-25 - blow me
2002-09-23 - quake city
2002-09-22 - a night in
2002-09-19 - weird science
2002-09-18 - italian job 2
2002-09-16 - the italian job
2002-09-12 - whirled peas
2002-09-10 - Security guard in paint explosion
2002-09-09 - wanting me to fill your empty lives with humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves
2002-09-07 - time of no reply
2002-09-05 - gomme des carson
2002-09-04 - winter tour
2002-09-03 - on the edge again
2002-09-02 - gastroporn
2002-09-01 - massaging the truth
2002-08-30 - done
2002-08-29 - challenge pablo
2002-08-28 - wedding / alarm bells
2002-08-26 - just shut up
2002-08-22 - mind your language
2002-08-21 - dog gone
2002-08-20 - a meeting
2002-08-19 - mothers say
2002-08-16 - holy shit
2002-08-13 - glandular fev-ah
2002-08-12 - bored of the rings
2002-08-12 - bored og the rings
2002-08-09 - lonely fart
2002-08-07 - words of wisdom
2002-08-06 - good day at the office, dear?
2002-08-05 - op ed
2002-08-01 - fishy
2002-07-30 - hot hot hot
2002-07-29 - it's been emotional
2002-07-26 - turnin' thirty
2002-07-23 - -
2002-07-20 - leaving for canada
2002-07-17 - -
2002-07-14 - a bientot
2002-07-10 - 5 year plan
2002-07-08 - coming up for air
2002-07-04 - independence'd eh? too
2002-07-03 - dghjighgkdg
2002-07-02 - new dawn, new day...all that malarky
2002-06-28 - write off
2002-06-26 - cult of market research 2
2002-06-26 - cult of MR
2002-06-24 - montreal in a days work
2002-06-23 - travellin' light
2002-06-21 - no taste like bad taste
2002-06-20 - it slays to advertise
2002-06-19 - no cure for cancer. or inflamed glands.
2002-06-17 - my so called job
2002-06-16 - am i still ill?
2002-06-14 - -
2002-06-12 - my. brother. knows richard marx.
2002-06-11 - fruit of the loon
2002-06-10 - kings of comedy
2002-06-08 - il n'y a pas hors-texte
2002-06-06 - still employed
2002-06-05 - numbers up
2002-06-04 - we will shock you
2002-06-03 - copycat
2002-05-31 - whino
2002-05-29 - dole drums
2002-05-28 - antiques bored show
2002-05-27 - i just called to say please stop harassing me you deluded old scrote
2002-05-24 - myopia darjeel
2002-05-23 - contractual obligations
2002-05-22 - unhappy birthday
2002-05-21 - death in bodega bay
2002-05-20 - unemployment loses its charm
2002-05-19 - hancuffed hooker boy
2002-05-17 - check out the talent
2002-05-15 - eskimo joe
2002-05-12 - in which i become a seething mass of self-hatred
2002-05-07 - When tarry met rally
2002-05-05 - idiocy: an apology
2002-05-03 - bubble and squeak
2002-04-29 - avast ye, me heartys, etc
2002-04-26 - salty seamen
2002-04-25 - quote unquote
2002-04-24 - do not approach this man
2002-04-23 - amateur lesbians
2002-04-22 - a weak pun on the name of a young pop star.
2002-04-19 - berkshire
2002-04-18 - my so called job
2002-04-17 - Singin' in some pain
2002-04-16 - girl on girl action
2002-04-13 - this is not a short description
2002-04-12 - feelin' kinda groovy, workin' on a movie
2002-04-10 - bring me the back of the head of benicio del toro
2002-04-08 - go east, young man
- the lead and how to swing it
- LA LA LAND(ing)
- LA LA LAND(ing)
2002-03-29 - when in rome
2002-03-27 - summertime, and the liggin' is easy
2002-03-25 - go west
2002-03-23 - i'm on a plane. i can't complain.
2002-03-21 - on second thoughts...
2002-03-20 - the truth is out there
2002-03-19 - clinical finishing
2002-03-18 - i'm all take and no give
2002-03-16 - mug's game
2002-03-15 - don't dislocate - appreciate
2002-03-14 - mugging up
2002-03-13 - it's 3000 miles from Balham to Brooklyn
2002-03-07 - enwhysee
2002-03-05 - nyc GO!
2002-03-04 - when livers attack
2002-02-28 - in vino skivitas
2002-02-27 - delivery
2002-02-26 - Who had the flaming sambuca?
2002-02-25 - nervous jokes about oncology
2002-02-23 - a night in
2002-02-21 - dry
2002-02-20 - spider-monkey
2002-02-18 - ninja posse vs militant lesbians
2002-02-17 - kiss and tell
2002-02-16 - not again
2002-02-14 - putrid cupid
2002-02-13 - hurls on film
2002-02-13 - hurls on film
2002-02-12 - i'm horny, horny horny horny
2002-02-08 - go to bore, young man
2002-02-06 - NO!bel
2002-02-05 - poor as a church mouse whose wife has just left him, taking all the cheese
2002-02-04 - cover (dis)charge
2002-01-30 - puking fetid blood
2002-01-29 - requiem for a freelancer
2002-01-28 - potty mouth
2002-01-24 - nice work
2002-01-23 - too sexy for my pants
2002-01-21 - tube based jesus people
2002-01-20 - crack of dawn
2002-01-18 - when scooters attack
2002-01-17 - baptism of fire
2002-01-15 - persian rugs
2002-01-14 - shame-faced apology
2002-01-10 - single on the rocks
2002-01-10 - AreDeeAy
2002-01-08 - it's rude to stair
2002-01-06 - it was a lost weekend
2002-01-03 - take it up the glitter
2002-01-02 - 2002 - look, it's the same backwards!
2002-01-01 - that year in full
2001-12-29 - tell charles I'm on my way....taxi!
2001-12-22 - the guy that went out into the cold
2001-12-20 - the year in ditches
2001-12-19 - animal magic
2001-12-17 - talkin' bout a resolution
2001-12-16 - couch potato
2001-12-14 - thank god it's my last day
2001-12-11 - freezing my assets
2001-12-10 - bring me your muddled masses
2001-12-07 - it pains to advertise
2001-12-06 - awake by mistake
2001-12-05 - cinematic twopenneth
2001-12-04 - your'e a hard hobbitt to break
2001-12-03 - going home for christmas
2001-11-30 - buyer's market
2001-11-28 - movin' on out
2001-11-26 - more moaning about having a job
2001-11-25 - feel my pain
2001-11-23 - cough. and what's more, splutter.
2001-11-21 - your ad not here
2001-11-20 - argh
2001-11-19 - i was looking for a job and then i found a job
2001-11-16 - workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'
2001-11-15 - we got to move these microwave ovens
2001-11-14 - get out the bunting
2001-11-13 - rough trade
2001-11-11 - in which pablo blows his week's allowance on overpriced beer
2001-11-08 - wide eyed and jobless
2001-11-07 - mutant albino roadmenders
2001-11-06 - osama nights
2001-11-05 - 15 minutes of pain
2001-11-02 - could it be magic?
2001-11-01 - vanilla ice
2001-10-30 - fucked and bombed
2001-10-28 - bland reunion
2001-10-26 - dole drums
2001-10-25 - making a drama out of a crisis
2001-10-24 - bored and game
2001-10-23 - carbon dating
2001-10-19 - wide eyed and dateless
2001-10-18 - misadventures in screenwriting
2001-10-16 - sister I'm a sell out
2001-10-15 - ewan whose army?
2001-10-12 - no laughing matter
2001-10-10 - Good evening Afghanistan!
2001-10-09 - deffer than blind
2001-10-08 - operation enduring infertility
2001-10-08 - oh what a lovely war
2001-10-05 - i'll get up around two, with a lack of anything to do
2001-10-04 - ask not what you can do for our stars
2001-10-03 - pipe down
2001-10-02 - water water everywhere
2001-10-01 - Suicidal religious fundamentalism is the new black
2001-09-28 - saturday night at the movies
2001-09-27 - and they call it...jihad love
2001-10-25 - i could do that
2001-10-24 - when cocktails attack
2001-10-21 - curses!
2001-09-19 - greatest tits
2001-09-18 - we are the world
2001-09-17 - oops, I did it again
2001-09-16 - a word from our sponsors
2001-09-14 - later, then
2001-09-13 - poitical science
2001-09-13 - Forget the why
2001-09-11 - RIP, NYC
2001-09-10 - can't wait
2001-09-06 - poultry amount
2001-09-04 - bottoms up
2001-09-03 - conspiracy of dunces
2001-08-30 - we're...too cynical to speak
2001-08-28 - back in the u.u.u.k
2000-11-18 - dicky tummy
2001-08-15 - kanga rouse
2001-08-14 - wizard of oz
2001-08-09 - do you come from the land down under?
2001-08-07 - zzzzzzz's wed
2001-08-05 - sign o the times
2001-08-02 - have you made your decision for christ?
2001-07-31 - bagel meltdown
2001-07-31 - bagel meltdown
2001-07-28 - bad tv / good tv
2001-07-26 - tedious life as restaurant metaphor
2001-07-24 - my names mud, goodnight!
2001-07-22 - a concerned reader writes
2001-07-19 - commute this
2001-07-17 - peep show
2001-07-15 - gunning for me
2001-07-12 - here he comes, the boss...of the century
2001-07-10 - NO MORE DRAMA
2001-07-08 - nola siyonara
2001-07-05 - independence'd, eh?
2001-07-02 - leavin' on a jet plane
2001-06-29 - monkey? magic!
2001-06-26 - gaymes
2001-06-24 - could it be magic?
2001-06-21 - european citizen smith
2001-06-19 - monkey see, monkey chew
2001-06-18 - Girl Drink Drunk
2001-06-14 - executions are, like, bad
2001-06-12 - dan-cin', with tears in my eyes...
2001-06-12 - zed's, baby, zed's wed
2001-06-07 - nice day for a white wedding
2001-06-06 - silly money
2001-06-05 - dublin up
2001-05-31 - losing it
2001-05-31 - question
2001-05-28 - thrills and poles and bellyaches
2001-05-24 - paper slack writer
2001-05-20 - fantasy ireland
2001-05-18 - when the belfast child sings again
2001-05-15 - hurls on film
2001-05-14 - scotch missed
2001-05-10 - Scot free
2001-05-08 - a day at the races
2001-05-06 - eyes wide shut
2001-05-03 - in which we almost resort to self pity
2001-04-30 - you've been a great audience
2001-04-27 - trust funds
2001-04-26 - the gate is good
2001-04-22 - what's my motivation?
2001-04-20 - girls on film
2001-04-15 - acting up
2001-04-12 - baby, i wanna make you a star
2001-04-09 - one wedding and a demonic child
2001-04-05 - gigging for it
2001-04-03 - time...is not on my side
2001-03-30 - earth-quaker
2001-03-28 - time, gentlemen
2001-03-26 - tequila. it makes me happy.
2001-03-23 - staggered
2001-03-21 - where the streets have no shame
2001-03-17 - short intermission
2001-03-16 - sham poo
2001-03-15 - midday money
2001-03-12 - bases. loaded.
2001-03-11 - sugar sugar
2001-03-08 - headline schmews
2001-03-07 - just because you're paranoid...
2001-03-02 - casting couch
2001-03-01 - i still haven't found what i'm looking for
2001-02-26 - tea leaf
2001-02-23 - what does it feel like?
2001-02-21 - nerds on film
2001-02-20 - this monkey's gone to the groucho
2001-02-20 - this monkey's gone to the groucho
2001-02-18 - polish polish
2001-02-16 - sick, man
2001-02-14 - it's gin up north
2001-02-10 - is there something I should know?
2001-02-07 - valentines day massacre
2001-02-05 - bad head in the morning
2001-02-01 - date traipse
2001-01-30 - haiku basho-ing
2001-01-29 - mike tee vee
2001-01-24 - signing on
2001-01-22 - The parable of GLUT
2001-01-19 - take THAT and party
2001-01-19 - take THAT and party
2001-01-17 - milky liver
2001-01-15 - bastardclaims direct
2001-01-11 - chirpy cockernees
2001-01-10 - here is london, giddy london
2001-01-03 - zool, as spaced oddity

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