2000-12-21 - 14:31:12

When you�re pulling into a train station, there�s always some bloke (and it is ALWAYS a bloke) jabbing at the door-opening buttons, so that the doors will open the very INSTANT that they�re unlocked, so that not one nanosecond of his precious time will be lost. And as the train pulls in, I�m thinking, what would you say if the doors actually opened this second, whilst it�s still moving, whilst you�re jabbing at the button? It wouldn�t be very much, because your face would be all over the tracks, mate.