2007-03-04 - 11:13 p.m.

When I am king I will make the word ‘like’ illegal on pain of death

So, we were, resembling, at the mall and we saw these guys from school who are, approximating, soooooo, akin to, annoying. Anyway, I wanted to, the equivalent of, duck into the drug store? But Sherri thought one of them was, a reasonable facsimile of, cute or something, so I was all, homologous, whatever, so we end up, commensurate with, talking to them? I was, equalling, oh. My. God. So Sherri’s talking to this guy and one of his, coextensive, friends, is trying to talk to me and he’s all, undifferentiated from, ‘I think I’m in your class’, and I’m, parallel, don’t even be talking to me? Anyway, I was so, kindred to, bummed with Sherri?