2003-02-24 - 3:59 p.m.

OK, so on Friday I had five times the highest number of page views I’d ever had. Lordy only knows, I’m not one to complain about high stats, but I just worry that someone I know was showing it on a powerpoint presentation to my parents or something, so if qwest.net person could reassure me, I’d be very grateful. I could even offer you counselling after your having ploughed through 300 pages of my chronic textual drivel.

Only a week until I get internet access back, and then I can write something approaching mildly entertaining to the three people who’ll have stuck by me until then.

Today someone was selling one hundred videotapes of "ambient" countryside scenes. Who would they appeal to? I can only think of people too depressed to leave their urban slums for fear some crack-addled deathmonger will butcher them as they try to make a break for their rural idyll….that, or agoraphobic countryside dwellers.