2002-03-27 - 10:44 a.m.

Rooms come all too easily it would seem. Not only am I not staying in hostels, I have a suite big enough to get lost in (you should come stay, really) and more free stuff than you can shake a stick at. And the weird thing is, I COULD BE ANYONE. I don't even have a business card, though yesterday the general manager forone of SF's best hotels was happy to buy me $15 Martini's in the bar and introduce me to the Sinatra tribute act (?!). I thoroughly recommend you try this.