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2001-05-31 - 12:06 a.m. �She wears denim wherever she goes, Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo, Oh yeah...Oh yeah...� Okay, so my robots are intermittent. There are worse crimes! GET OFF MY CASE GODDAMMIT!!!! I�m sure I�ve done something wrong. I should never have attempted to change my page by myself and I feel like a failure and a fraudulent braggart for doing so. �Still she won't be forced against her will, Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill, Oh yeah...Oh yeah...� Ten questions I asked myself today: 1.No matter how bad a financial crisis I was in, would I ever move back in with my parents, or would sleeping on the rusty bench in the park result in less of a sense of personal failure? 2.Is 9 days enough time to write a best man�s speech, and if not, what do I propose to do about it? 3.Given the lax ticket inspection at tube stations, why don�t I buy a children�s ticket every day at the machine and halve my commuting costs? 4.Is making a film possibly the worst decision I have ever made in my life, outside of the choice of jacket for my high school leaving party? 5.Why am I up at 7.30am? 6.If you get a terminal illness, is it better to go through all that awful, drawn out treatment, just so you can live a fairly limited life, or should you just start taking as many drugs as possible and going out every night? 7.Aren�t I lucky to have cool friends that mention me on the radio? 8.Should Morrissey find a record company, should I give him one more chance? 9.What are the odds of getting audited by the tax office? 10.Is life too short to iron clothes you�re about to pack? �When she's at the gig she takes her car, And she drives us home if it is in a bar, Oh yeah...Oh yeah...� Today�s special guests |
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