2005-11-03 - 11:37 p.m.

�You could get hit by a bus tomorrow��

I hope I�ve used up my allowance with that shit after being hit by a flying bus mirror yesterday. One bus hit another bus and off it shot into my hip, causing remedial chaffing. Just for your notes, God, that was your chance and you wasted it, you big old deity loser. Mind you, the mirror did touch me last before it smashed, so send me an invoice for the portion of the seven years bad luck. I�ll open at one, we�ll settle at three, OK? Have your guys talk to my guys.