2003-12-02 - 4:52 p.m.

At the classified ads paper, we�re beginning our Christmas editions, and we (for which read �I�) have to tweak each topic with a seasonally bad pun. First up, I have to advertise the fact that we�re selling video games consoles at vomit-inducingly cheap prices. I came up with the headline �We never rain dear games�. It can only get worse from here on in.