2003-05-16 - 4:43 p.m.

Sadly, at the moment, I can�t do right for doing wrong. If I was to morph into an extra character from the Wizard of Oz, I�d be sitting here as a clumsy, feeble minded plastic monkey whose only wish was that he had, oh, you know, that quality when you can say what you mean really well. Articulatariness, or something.

If I had a super power, it would be jumping to 50-storey conclusions.