2003-04-23 - 3:18 p.m.

In case you were wondering what ails this country, the top five illnesses searched for on the government health service site are:

1. Psoriasis, 2. Alcohol misuse, 3. Anxiety, 4. Sleep apnoea, 5. Peritonitis

I can't believe alcohol misus is a mere number two. We're such lightweights.