2003-01-28 - 12:03 a.m.

Idea for a foreward to our first book:

I was thinking more about the cold hard currency, but vulgar amounts of fame and as many groupies as we can snort would be cool, too. It seems like any talentless scrote who's ever retched up a newspaper column has "product" out at the moment, so we're bound to shine out from the crowd like an accidentally-ingested diamond in the post-mortem kidney dish of contmeporary literature.