Please Trade Me In

pablo member since 28.10.00 377 entries Gold Edition

Description: I am a quality glazier. Feel my pane.

Strengths: Ability to mix my drinks; impeccable grammar; cheap date; can blag flights to your home town.

Weaknesses: Anything requiring a modicum of applied thought; cropped red hair; attracting street crime; saliva production.

Special Skills: Badly worded compliments; recipes involving tinned fish; quoting Bill Hicks; drunken making out.

Weapons: Spontaneous indifference, concerted misunderstanding, blatant insults.

Mottos: I'm just about half past give a shit