2002-08-16 - 6:35 p.m.

Fucking crikey it�s been a week and a half, and no mistake, guv�nor, lawks a mussy it�s a real pea souper, stone the Lambeth walks, etc, etc, etc. For everyone except me, it would seem, imminent holes being drilled into my neck notwithstanding. If people aren�t having to deal with awful shit like people dying or cool shit like discovering they�re going to have a baby or heartwarming shit like falling in lurve, then they�re changing their lives in some other dramatic way � the most dramatic thing I did all week was not drink for four days, and not even on purpose. I�m a bit on the wing and weekend at Bernie�s, er, sorry, my parent�s is upon me, but more on everything in a day or two.