2002-03-07 - 8:27 a.m.

New York, New York it's a hell of a town. Or is that Des Moines? I can never remember. I've been here 48 hours and haven't seen Woody Allen, though we did see a naked cowboy playing a guitar in the middle of the street. I also haven't been snowballed by any passing limos yet, which makes me nervously suspicious.

Tomorrow night we're attempting to break the world record for the most D'Landers to take advantage of Happy Hour in an East Village bar.