2002-02-26 - 9:59 p.m.

Oh, you guys. I�m going to take all of your messages and e-mails to bed with me tonight.

I mean, not literally, since that would involve sleeping with dusty hardware.

But truly, thanks.

I thought if the worst comes to the worst I might fashion my own voicebox out of beer cans and old �Speak and Maths� parts. I wouldn�t be much at conversation, but I�d be dynamite at dividing up restaurant bills.