2002-02-13 - 8:39 p.m.

If Renee Zelwegger wins an Oscar for Turgid Groans Shitery (childish? yes. accurate? fuck yes.) then I'm never watching another film as long as I live. Also, I saw a trailer for "Iris" the other day and it said "Starring two of the most acclaimed actresses of their generations". Judi Dench is one, but who else could they possibly mean?