2001-02-05 - 981425486

�Kool thing let me play with your radio, move me, turn me on baby-oh, I�ll be your slave, give you a shave��

I�m not sure what happened at that party but I have a gash on my head that stands out like, er, a big, red, drink-induced cut on a shaved head, so it was evidently eventful. It�s all a bit hazy�people came, I remember that bit, and it was definitely my bright idea to start on vodka shots, and my friend tried to take over the music and I�m pretty sure we had a playful scuffle, which is probably where the cut came in, and then things got weird. Suddenly, I�m in a taxi with two French guys going to another party. Suddenly we don�t know where we are and it�s raining and we�re drinking in the street and they�re saying lets go to a club and suddenly we�re in another taxi and suddenly we�re not allowed into the club and even more suddenly we�re in a third taxi and then we�re in a squat all the way across London and there�s heavy techno and lots of French people and you can�t see anyone�s faces and I�m thinking I need to leave but it�s OK because by now the tubes are running again and I get on and fall asleep and go past my house, but wake up near my friend�s, so I go and wake him up and sleep on his couch. I should�ve quit whilst I was ahead and still at home, because even the extra cheap Polish ecstasy they gave me wasn�t doing much for me.

I didn�t do much the next day, obviously. Mainly tried to work out what had happened to my head. I�m not sure the house was �warmed� exactly � more like brutally flash-fried.

�What are you gonna do for me? I mean, are you gonna liberate us girls from male, white, corporate oppression? Hm? Don�t be shy��

The party begun with us all watching �Popstars� (note to American readers: docu-soap akin to �Making the Band�) � they finally picked the final 5 and they�re holed up in some secret cottage somewhere, and I really wouldn�t mind being their pizza delivery boy. One of them is about to reveal a dark secret, though � my housemate thinks she has 3 kids, I say she was a member of the young Conservatives and secretly finds William Hague sexually attractive. Anyway, we�ve formulated an Indie alternative called �Shoegazers� � I�m sure it could be a cult hit. Which reminds me � Indie Porn! (� pablo & gingi productions) Have I talked about this? I�ll check my archives and, if not, expound fully next time.

�I just want you to know that...we can still be friends��

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